Ever walk into a room and want to just die right on the spot from fart smell? Maybe the farter should know by sending them a nice card. Make the card extra fun with a colorful envelope liner for an extra cost. Certain paper liners are subject to availability. But all are fun :) Please be aware that you may not receive the "exact" section of the paper shown in the pic for the liners.
THE DETAILS: "Your farts are like getting hit in the face with a brick."
• Card measures 5”x7” (A7) on bright white heavy matte card stock
• Includes A7 bright white envelope
• Blank inside for personal message
• Ships in a clear plastic sleeve and protective mailer
• Ships in 1-3 business days
If this card needs a small tweak so it’s perfect for you, please let me know how I can make that happen (gender, age, relationship, removing a curse word, etc…)
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