Nothing says “happy birthday” like reminding someone of their glory days… which, according to this photo, happened early. A perfect sarcastic birthday card for friends, siblings, coworkers, or anyone who appreciates a little vintage-photo snark. Blank inside so you can add your own damage.
⚠️ Note: If you want upgraded shipping, don’t use Apple Pay, PayPal, or Google Pay — they skip the upgrade options. Add to cart first, then checkout normally.
THE DETAILS:
Outside: "you peaked early. happy birthday."
Inside: Blank✨ Card Specs ✨
Size: A2 (4.25" x 5.5")
Paper: 110 lb bright-white premium card stock — thick and smooth
Printing: Professional, high-resolution digital printing with fade-resistant, pigment-based inks for crisp text and long-lasting color
Inside: Blank — write the heartfelt, awkward, or hilariously message they deserve.
Envelope: White Euro-flap envelope included, with an optional upgraded liner.
Packaging: Each card lives in a clear plastic sleeve for protection.
🚚 Shipping Info:
Free shipping on 1–2 cards (First Class Letter Rate — includes limited tracking).
For 3 or more cards, select Ground Advantage at checkout for full tracking and a rigid mailer.
Bundle listings already ship via Ground Advantage.
Orders over $35 get a free Ground Advantage upgrade.
🔷 Special Offers 🔷
3 Cards for $16
3 Cards with Liners for $22
Spend $35 and get free upgraded shipping (Ground Advantage)
Spend $60 and save $10 plus free upgraded shipping (Ground Advantage)
💌 About Chucklcards & Shop Policies
Where sarcasm and sentiment happily collide. Each card is designed, written, printed, cut, folded, and packed by me—a middle school English teacher with a love of sharp wit and beautiful paper.
✓ Handmade in Philadelphia — small-batch runs keep every design fresh and original.
✓ Shipping Safety Net — If your card hasn’t arrived in 14 business days, message me and I'll help.
✓ Address Oops? — If an order bounces back because of an address typo, I can resend it; a small postage fee may apply.
✓ Damaged in Transit — If USPS gets rowdy with your mail, snap a photo and I’ll assist with Etsy Purchase Protection.