I'm 3.5" x 1.75" wide and made of hard durable plastic. My bod reads, "YOU WERE A FUCK YES FROM DAY ONE."

Items will ship within 1-3 days after receiving payment. If you need a rush order, please send me a message and I'll do my best to make it happen.

All cards are shipped in a clear plastic bag and a secure flat shipping envelope that doesn't bend easily. If your package gets caught in the wheels of a mail truck or falls out of a USPS airplane, then take a picture of the damage and I'll replace your items.