Perfect gift for anyone who didn't get pregnant the old fashioned way. 
Black Onesie with "DNA is overrated" in white typewriter font. 
Design is silk screened
100% combed ringspun cotton 1x1 baby rib
Flatlock seams
Double-needle ribbed binding on neck, shoulders, sleeves and leg openings
Reinforced three-snap closure
Lap shoulder envelope neckline for easy on and off 
Side seam construction for exceptional quality and durability 
Care: Machine washable (inside out recommended) and tumble dry cool.

Sizes:                          New Born              6 MOS               12MOS                18MOS
Body Length                 17.5                        18.5                    19.5                     20.5             
Body Width                   7.25                       8.75                    9.75                     10.75
Full Body Length          11.5                        12.5                    13.5                      14.5
Sleeve Length               2.5                         2.75                     3                         3.25