Celebrate Hanukkah with a little schmear of humor. This Chucklcards original features an everything bagel with lox and the line, “Happy Hanukkah to My Everything.” Perfect for your partner, Jewish friends, or anyone who loves carbs and comedy. A funny, slightly irreverent holiday card that pairs well with coffee and sarcasm.
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THE DETAILS:
Outside: "happy hanukkah to my everything"
Inside: Blank
✨ Card Specs ✨
Size: A2 (4.25" x 5.5")
Paper: 110 lb bright-white premium card stock — thick and smooth
Printing: Professional, high-resolution digital printing with fade-resistant, pigment-based inks for crisp text and long-lasting color
Inside: Blank — write the heartfelt, awkward, or hilariously message they deserve.
Envelope: White Euro-flap envelope included, with an optional upgraded liner.
Packaging: Each card lives in a clear plastic sleeve for protection.
🚚 Shipping Info:
Free shipping on 1–2 cards (First Class Letter Rate — includes limited tracking).
For 3 or more cards, select Ground Advantage at checkout for full tracking and a rigid mailer.
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Orders over $35 get a free Ground Advantage upgrade.
🔷 Special Offers 🔷
3 Cards for $16
3 Cards with Liners for $22
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💌 About Chucklcards & Shop Policies
Where sarcasm and sentiment happily collide. Each card is designed, written, printed, cut, folded, and packed by me—a middle school English teacher with a love of sharp wit and beautiful paper.✓ Handmade in Philadelphia — small-batch runs keep every design fresh and original.
✓ Shipping Safety Net — If your card hasn’t arrived in 14 business days, message me and I'll help.
✓ Address Oops? — If an order bounces back because of an address typo, I can resend it; a small postage fee may apply.
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