For the math and science minded people. A card that fits any occassion as long as it's a .5% chance that the occurence is random.  

THE DETAILS: "you will always be two standard deviations above the mean of badass women in the world. i'm p<.005 certain of that!"

• Card measures 5”x7” (A7) on bright white heavy matte card stock
• Includes A7 bright white envelope
• Blank inside for personal message
• Ships in a clear plastic sleeve and protective mailer
• Ships in 1-3 business days

If this card needs a small tweak so it’s perfect for you, please let me know how I can make that happen (gender, age, relationship, removing a curse word, etc…)